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I might be the only person who shit herself and got engaged in the same day. I was given the task of a toast at my sister's wedding. As I have a terrible fear of public speaking I tried to make it more comfortable by throwing some jokes in. The time came for my speech, and the combination of my phobia and nervous laughter at my own bad jokes caused me to violently shit my pants or dress in this case.
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The worst part is I was so nervous I just kept talking as it ran down my legs and my horrified audience watched. The flight attendant wouldn't let me get up to use the bathroom so I angry-shat myself to make her feel bad. I was sitting on the front brick wall with my friend and felt a fart coming on. I thought it was just a fart but boy was I wrong.
I turned to my friend with a look of fear and said, "I just shit myself.
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She of course yells to her mom, "Michele just shit her pants!! To top it off, her cocker spaniel runs up and takes my soiled underwear and runs around the yard proud as can be. I was at a frat party and felt queasy so I quickly got in line for the bathroom. Panic started to set in as I realized I wasn't going to make it. Right as the poo was being released into my underwear, the girl in line after me taps me on my shoulder and says "I love your shirt".
I replied "thank you" with a weak smile and she continued to ask where I got it, yadda yadda. Not many times in your life can you have a conversation with a complete stranger while shitting your pants. One of my good friends was having a house party and we were play drinking games. Several rounds later when I should've stopped, a bong made out of a Powerade bottle was brought out and several people, including myself, took a few hits. Shortly after, I remember feeling really sick and went to the bathroom to throw up. My friend threw me into her housemate's bed who I'd been hooking up with occasionally with only my underwear on because I'd refused to put any other clothes on.
Fast forward a few minutes and I realize I have to poop. Unfortunately I'm so inebriated at this point that I can't move, so I lay there in the housemate's bed shitting myself.
I wake up the next morning to the mortification that I've shit in this guy's bed. When I asked if I could help clean up after the party because I felt so bad, all he could mutter to me was "Shit happens". Share On facebook Share On facebook Share.
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